Joe Plumber needs healthcare now

John McCain loves me. He says so. He may want to take away my company provided health care but he is looking out for me. He may want to send my sons off to far away lands to die protecting foreign oil but he is looking out for me. He may want to want to poison my daughter's air with "clean coal" but he is looking out for me. He may want to give me a $4,000 education voucher that wouldn't put a dent in the $20,000 for private tuition that I can't afford anyway but he is looking out for me. He may want to take away my wife's right to abortion if she is raped but he is looking out for me. Besides Sarah Palin is kinda cute and she really understands my cousin Joe Six Pack. Why would I want to vote for anyone else?