Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Joe Plumber needs healthcare now

John McCain loves me. He says so. He may want to take away my company provided health care but he is looking out for me. He may want to send my sons off to far away lands to die protecting foreign oil but he is looking out for me. He may want to want to poison my daughter's air with "clean coal" but he is looking out for me. He may want to give me a $4,000 education voucher that wouldn't put a dent in the $20,000 for private tuition that I can't afford anyway but he is looking out for me. He may want to take away my wife's right to abortion if she is raped but he is looking out for me. Besides Sarah Palin is kinda cute and she really understands my cousin Joe Six Pack. Why would I want to vote for anyone else?

8 comments:

gargolito said...

Ahhh... the sweet smell of sarcasm!!!

Meg said...

And the other guy is a terrorist!!

Kori said...

sigh, yeah....

Anonymous said...

John McCain really is Your Friend...

gargolito said...

Looks like Joe the Plumber might be related to Charles Keating... :)

Anonymous said...

Haha MEG.. is this your handywork?!

LMAO

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

So the child should be punished for what the man did to the woman? Yeah, that makes sense.

Sorry..comments like that piss me off.

I know it was a "joke" but it still ticked me off.

Anonymous said...

Jonny's Mommy...should you ever (God forbid, and I mean that with all my heart) be raped and become pregnant...would you and your husband and son feel the same? It's easy to say things like that when you've never been in such a situation. Comments like THAT piss me off.